I just woke up from a fabulous dream. Loads of people went to Dubai to see Frank Iero because he was sick but no one was allowed in his hotel room but everyone had brought him loads of soft toys. Then Gerard Way came in a helicopter to rescue Frank. He used a jet pack to get to the hotel room balcony but on the way back to the helicopter his jet pack broke down and he fell into the middle of this courtyard thing. He was saying something like “ow that hurt” then one of the people gathered threw a soft toy at him and he said “ooh a cuddly!” So loads of people started growing soft toys at him. He then came up to me and asked me where mine was. I literally said “I don’t have one but you can have my jacket” he made a face so I offered him my t-shirt. He then said “that isn’t appropriate for your age” and then I told him i was 21 and he done this little smirk and then was like “oh really”. I can’t really remember what happened next but he asked me if I was okay to meet him at the end of August and I WOKE UP TO CHECK MY SCHEDULE. I AM REALLY DISAPPOINTED I WOKE UP FROM THE BEST DREAM I’VE EVER HAD. GERARD WAY WAS FLIRTING WITH ME. I wasn’t even attracted to him until now, I just thought he was cute. Jfc.
Why does Chris Evans always grab his left boob when he laughs?
Hello, anon, and thank you for the question.
This topic has been studied by researchers for years. There are three prevailing theories that I will relay to you now.
1. It keeps him on the ground.
You may notice in the gif above that Chris’ leg starts to rise as he laughs, possibly a precursor to his entire body undergoing a sort of lift off due to his joy. Chris then employs his upper body strength to force himself to obey the laws of gravity.
2. To check on his physique.
As you may be aware, anon, it takes a lot of hard work to maintain a superhero body. Chris is concerned that in the time he has spent sitting down, sans working out or eating, he has lost muscle mass. Understandably, he feels the need to make sure that he is still a specimen.
3. Object permanence.
Object permanence is a term applied to the understanding that an object still exists even when you cannot see it. Chris closes his eyes when he laughs, making him unable to see that he has not disappeared. By grabbing his left boob, Chris knows that he has not somehow ceased to exist.