SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS JOKING WHEN I SAID THAT I WAS TOO LAZY TO HAVE FUN
OH HOW THEY ARE WRONG!
oMG lOOK at MY AVATAR
I’m literally obsessed with calling people ass butt at the moment
assbutt
These children behind me are having a massive argument. Apparently, Adam is breaking stuff. Adam is denyinng this.
managed to get my Mum to say to my step dad “calm yo tits, we got this this”
Just found this picture on my phone and it looks like Syn is groping Zacky lol
my step dad gave me a row earlier for ‘using too much electricity’
Zacky Vengeance after being asked “Who’s the party animal?”
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LOL my little sister and her friend are doing their homework together on Skype. Her friend went off to get her homework and came back with a cupcake. When she finally got her homework, my sister went “So… what’s the answer to number one?”
Synyster Gates
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Me :
I descibe myself as being curvy, and I'm happy with it cos you can eat what you want and still feel happy
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Mum :
You have to be careful, or one day you'll look down and be a fat bastard
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Mum:
Hello
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Person:
...
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Mum:
Hello
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Person:
...
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Mum:
HELLO!
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Person:
Hello
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Mum:
Yes, this is the part of the coversation when you tell me why you called
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Person:
Can I speak yo your husband?
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Mum:
No, he's not here goodbye *slams phone down*, I don't even know why I bothered to get up
Brian Haner Sr.
Brian Haner Sr.